Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Compy: *shows up* look at me!
Pro: don’t look at him, or he’ll cry.
Noob: ok, cool, cool.
Compy: *climbs up rock and stares at noob* did yu not just se what happened back there?
Noob:
Pro: don’t, look at him.
Noob: im trying not to!
Compy: come in, just give me a look-see.
Noob: he’s gonna kill me,
Pro: he’s not gonna do anything.
Compy: ima kill you
*Noob silently freaking out*
More Compy Funny Tips
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha