Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-09T03:36:02+00:00

Lone compy: ooooo a trike and a huuman *runs up to it*

Me: umm…hi little compy

My paranoid trike: MURDER MOUSE!!! KILLLLLLLLLLLLL

Me and compy: wat

Ya and then my trike flung it across the river…. 😳

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-28T03:33:02+00:00

Nobody:

Schwalbe: OH GOD COMPIES

compy intensifies

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-02T02:38:31+00:00

Whoever said Alan destroyer of ankles I say lol

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-16T21:13:21+00:00

I was afk for one min I came back and i couldn't move I look down and they all attack at once and I died I had 200 hp

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-17T04:12:25+00:00

If you are starting early compys are like mini Rex’s if you have no stamina left will your dead for sure unless you find a thing to stand on.

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2018-09-20T03:20:23+00:00

Don’t fall for their cuteness, it draws you in, does a cute little call, then next thing you know you are their lunch...

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-01T23:50:39+00:00

Get an army of these and you'll have started the Great Compy War.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-09-01T12:59:21+00:00

Bruh why just a small dino need a raw prime meat to tame?

But they are cute for me and i have one compy lvl 367 that i enable wandering in of my house :D

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-08-12T13:19:42+00:00

1 is cute

2 is fine

3 their getting ready to dine-

(Compy Warning)

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2020-02-12T20:31:18+00:00

If you want one be prepared for hell on Earth, bring the highest tier long neck rifle with about 500 shocking tranq darts, when it’s knocked out, it will only eat either cooked lamb chops or extraordinary kibble, build a 10X10 tek taming pen, they can destroy tek but use tek since it’s the only building material that does not get one shotted.

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-13T23:18:16+00:00

That awkward moment when a group of compys are fighting and one calls another ugly

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-12-25T03:42:59+00:00

Me as a lvl 10 in ark...

*crafts a pair of spears* time to go hunting for dilos! *runs into pack of 8 compys* AH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STRANGE LITTLE SH**S

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-19T20:47:54+00:00

Galimus=dobermann compy=minature pinscher

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-20T04:28:38+00:00

Compys be like whistles aggressively and oh man a Rex just what I need

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-27T06:00:41+00:00

So I started a game on lost island I saw one little comp, I thought I could take it on but Ignored the number it said about 15 hits it

Compys: let's get him boys

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-13T17:11:44+00:00

Who said dodos are the only noob in ark there are some more 🤣🤣

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-18T00:12:52+00:00

Write a tip... FREE GIGA??!??!?!?!?!?????

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-08T17:31:06+00:00

Compy my fav dino but when I get on this happen

Every compy on the map: it is time to ruin this survivors life let’s go bois!

- jadedfire32

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-08T17:28:40+00:00

When I play on my console and I log of when I come back the compy that was on my shoulder is floating in the air lol

- jadedfire32

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-08T13:54:22+00:00

Compy:*walks up to you* me: aww!*others walk up to me me: aww! And they start attacking you!