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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you want one be prepared for hell on Earth, bring the highest tier long neck rifle with about 500 shocking tranq darts, when it’s knocked out, it will only eat either cooked lamb chops or extraordinary kibble, build a 10X10 tek taming pen, they can destroy tek but use tek since it’s the only building material that does not get one shotted.
Player:wandering the beach
Compy:hello
Player:hi u so cute
More compies:hello
Player:wow u have friends and make lovely hearts so adorable
Compies:what did u say to me
Player:I said u were cute aren’t u
Compies:UNO reverse card
Player:HEY STOP BITING ME NO I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS
System:u got killed by compy lvl 0.000001