Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-06-05T09:50:43+00:00

They’re sorta like road snacks if there’s a lot of them in a region. Obviously you’d have to fight them all, but road snacks none the less.

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-29T23:22:41+00:00

Does anyone else have an issue with finding/hatching female compies? So far I have 13 compies with 1 of them being female and 4 of them being males I hatched. Just curious! So far all I have is a sausage fest!

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2019-10-12T18:55:28+00:00

This thing starts the chain of evolution next comes troodon then dilo the raptor then carno then rex then GIGA

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2019-08-28T13:51:25+00:00

They Are The Cockroaches Of Ark

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-10-16T01:42:13+00:00

I found the funniest compy meme on YouTube it's hilarious the channel name is @thedinofacts but it's not mine btw

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-10-08T13:26:44+00:00

Player:wandering the beach

Compy:hello

Player:hi u so cute

More compies:hello

Player:wow u have friends and make lovely hearts so adorable

Compies:what did u say to me

Player:I said u were cute aren’t u

Compies:UNO reverse card

Player:HEY STOP BITING ME NO I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS

System:u got killed by compy lvl 0.000001

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-09-22T14:55:36+00:00

Does anyone know their real names? I've only ever heard compy, which I assume is shorthand for some painfully long sciencey boring name.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-22T19:30:35+00:00

The very enjoyable, level 355 parasaur running from lvl 5 compy

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-02T02:32:15+00:00

I killed 12 raptors a carno a trike and at least 60 compys and almost died then saw I’m hungry so I eat some White berries and got to thirsty after eating the berries and to low of health die right there and then Drop my phone.

Moral of the story careful what you eat

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-01T22:13:54+00:00

These guys attempting to kill my Raptors... Atleast my raptors enjoyed a little snack.😂

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-12T19:02:56+00:00

I knocked some out and gave them raw meat, didn’t know they need prime, they wake up in seconds and rip me to shreds.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-05T03:24:21+00:00

Wait,did I just tame it? NOPE NOW ITS KILLING ME AAAHHHHH!

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-05-15T09:49:11+00:00

One of the first tames I got on ark mobile and it was a pretty high level so I was stoaked, somehow got it on my shoulder and was trying to get it off, it got off and landed straight on the fire. It died, I was so pissed.

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-04-28T15:15:12+00:00

Cookie the Compy is coming, better run, BETTTEEEERRR RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2019-04-22T06:39:43+00:00

Compys their attracted to Burgers people screaming CARTER!!!!!! And if course you why all they want is love

By ripping you apart and feeding you to their kids......

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-05T17:36:01+00:00

Uh-oh. There's another Compy. Die! There's another and another and another. Ok. I think I'm done. Then you turn around and there's another Compy.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-04-01T19:07:20+00:00

A pack of these freaking things killed my diplodocus. R.I.P long-neck Steve

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2019-03-27T16:33:18+00:00

These guys are more annoying than my brother

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-09-25T02:29:17+00:00

Compy 1 sup? Player awwwwwww! compy 2 Hi. compy 3 hello! 4 5 6 7 +3. player I will name you Jim, you honor and you… AAAHHHHH! (Dead theme).

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-25T02:24:45+00:00

These guys Are cute, so cute that you will die from absolute cuteness. Literally I’m serious. Not from cuteness though.