I saw one of these guys swim onto shore like a speedboat and just died.
They dumb.

Jokes and funny moments about the Coelacanth from ARK players.
I saw one of these guys swim onto shore like a speedboat and just died.
They dumb.
How do you pronounce their name? I don't know.
So, you thought Gigantosaurus was strong?
This guy destroyed my army of 999999999999999999999 max lvl and max stats of T-Rexs.
The F I S H is a fbı,İn my solo game there is tons of them like trying to atack
they are monsters. they are rare so get ready to search the ocean with your itchy. use compound bow. (ascendent+) and shoot it while it’s chasing you. shoot and continue going fast. remember they are buffer then giga rex. continue shooting with the bow. if it breaks swim…
they are monsters. they are rare so get ready to search the ocean with your itchy. use compound bow. (ascendent+) and shoot it while it’s chasing you. shoot and continue going fast. remember they are buffer then giga rex. continue shooting with the bow. if it breaks swim super far. and repair. MAYBE you will have enough time to do that. it will probably take 1000+ METAL. (not reg)l arrows. it will follow you across the map at all costs. and when you kill it claim your desired 10xp. thats how to hunt em monsters of the water.
I need more details! How do I get fish basket in what?
You only think your safe until it stares through your soul...
Theres one way to tame it:cheat forcetame
Banana fish is that it is
It’s scared of a piece of sand
It will get its revenge on the creators of ark, and it will, IT WILL, get its revenge....WHY, you ask, because its literally the weakest creature in the game and its jealous, watch out, one day it might kill
The face on these guys are so derpy I feel bad when I kill them
Have you ever noticed, this fish sounds like a pteranodon when hurt or killed.... what is wrong there 🤔
The most powerful creature in ark, THE COELACANTH!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
(insert fishy on me)
Ok I'll leave
Fervantbeast22
This thing is very OP The health of a Titanosaurus the damage of a giga The jumping power of a kangaroo The speed of gallimimus it can one hit Titanosaurus it can also pounce you off your Mount and it has that sleepy stuff in its bite if you can survive one only the most pro…
This thing is very OP The health of a Titanosaurus the damage of a giga The jumping power of a kangaroo The speed of gallimimus it can one hit Titanosaurus it can also pounce you off your Mount and it has that sleepy stuff in its bite if you can survive one only the most pro players tame it it can’t even be Force tamed…..
What do yah call a bait that catches all?
M A S T E R B A I T
Derp derp go pokeball you caught a Derp Derp Eyed Fish
Killer fish. Killer fish from san Diego. I don’t know what I am but I taste really good. Hello, I’ll be your killer fish for the evening. Thank you.
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