I will name you..... Fish.
Coelacanth

Jokes and funny moments about the Coelacanth from ARK players.
So I was at the spawning ground for noobs and I was swimming and I went under and I saw one of the suckers and I swear it was bigger than my dilo
So Here We Have The Magikarp Of ARK
Definitely the scariest fish in Ark
The picture above makes it look so traumatized.. Poor Coelcanth
This is one of the most dangerous dinos for early and mid game players. One of these will shred you and your takes as soon as you step into the water, and they can jump farther than a kapro. If you want to cross a river safely, bring a really good flyer and stay far above the…
This is one of the most dangerous dinos for early and mid game players. One of these will shred you and your takes as soon as you step into the water, and they can jump farther than a kapro. If you want to cross a river safely, bring a really good flyer and stay far above the water, or build a bridge over the water. Note: if you want the bridge to last, make sure it's Tek. These guys will shatter anything up through metal.
Best Dino in the game can kill a Rex in one hit haha
Kills Gigas by staring just by staring
The killer snail logic applies: I see it in the water say byeee leave and go to the other side of the island
Desert titan: I’m the most powerful
Forest titan: as if I’m, I’m the best
Ice titan: no I am
King titan: children stop fighting we all no that I’m the most powerful creature of all.
Rockwell: son stop lying to your children I’m on the top of the food…
Desert titan: I’m the most powerful
Forest titan: as if I’m, I’m the best
Ice titan: no I am
King titan: children stop fighting we all no that I’m the most powerful creature of all.
Rockwell: son stop lying to your children I’m on the top of the food chain
Broodmother: tell them I’m the best honey it’s true
Coelacanth has joined the chat
The boss family has left the chat
Coelacanth: they all fear me
Evolves into Gyarados After level 20
Pronounced seel-oh-canth for some reason
DO NOT ENGAGE!!!!! THEY WILL ATTACK ICTHYS AND CAN ONE SHOT ALPHA MOSAS!! MOVE INLAND NOW!!
It's a big, darn fish and it's gone under the boat.
("Retweet tip: so funny)
IT A FISH NO TAMEING FISH LIKE 😅😅😅
Me at five pm watching YouTube videos 👆👆👆
530 people: I want a mega-piranha page
The Dododex gods: wish granted
Hmmmm a dum fish and then its friend kyogre(legendary pokemon)comes and kills me
Dude, their eyes! They look hilarious!
Very dangerous will need at least 1994 gigas 3882 mosas and 39483 tusos and 29399229 med brews but it is worth its reward… it is 1 raw fish meat