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Jokes and funny moments about the Coelacanth from ARK players.

So I was at the spawning ground for noobs and I was swimming and I went under and I saw one of the suckers and I swear it was bigger than my dilo

This is one of the most dangerous dinos for early and mid game players. One of these will shred you and your takes as soon as you step into the water, and they can jump farther than a kapro. If you want to cross a river safely, bring a really good flyer and stay far above the…

The killer snail logic applies: I see it in the water say byeee leave and go to the other side of the island

Desert titan: I’m the most powerful

Forest titan: as if I’m, I’m the best

Ice titan: no I am

King titan: children stop fighting we all no that I’m the most powerful creature of all.

Rockwell: son stop lying to your children I’m on the top of the food…

DO NOT ENGAGE!!!!! THEY WILL ATTACK ICTHYS AND CAN ONE SHOT ALPHA MOSAS!! MOVE INLAND NOW!!

It's a big, darn fish and it's gone under the boat.

("Retweet tip: so funny)

530 people: I want a mega-piranha page

The Dododex gods: wish granted

Hmmmm a dum fish and then its friend kyogre(legendary pokemon)comes and kills me

Very dangerous will need at least 1994 gigas 3882 mosas and 39483 tusos and 29399229 med brews but it is worth its reward… it is 1 raw fish meat