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Jokes and funny moments about the Coelacanth from ARK players.

What? Your Coelocanth is evolving!

Your Coelocanth evolved into Gyarados!

Survivor: you are a dino

Fish:yes

Survivor:i can tame you right?

Fish:you cannot

Survivor:bu

Fish:YOU CAN NOT

Can kill 1,000,000 gigas at 2.1 seconds this creature should be the new alphas you must obey these or you will have more then a bad time

Coelacanth: gets hit

Coelacanth: would rather die by drowning on land than being one shot by a spear

I was building a wall and saw the fish one was 3.7 and th other one was 10.9 I punched it and I instantly died

fish

fish

fish

fish

fish

WHAT ELSE DO U NEED TO KNOW DODODEX ITS A FISH A FISH

Me; Oooooooh I’m so exited to use my fish baskets 🐟🧺

Coelacanth; OMG 😱 IM GONNA GET CAUGHT AHHHHHHH!

Me; *goes for piranha*

To kill one you must bring all three titans, ice and forest will take a lot of damage and almost die

Never Go close to these things, if you look to their eyes, they’ll curse you and sooner you die.

We should be able to breed these, see because if we get one to level 1000 from breeding it will evolve into a Gyarados!

This has got to be the most useless fish ever. They are practically the Nincompoops of the sea. Kinda like my dogs 😂🥲

It is virtually useless; all it is is resources and a fixed health pool. They can't even damage,have no stamina, torpor, almost no weight, this is the weakest link.

-Ira's Aquatics

Gigantosaurus, and T-Rex are extinct, because they were killed by an asteroid… AND THIS THING IS STILL ALIVE????!!!!!!

This man has seen some sh!t

Stop

I said stop

F#CKING STOP

Ok I’m gonna find your ark server tame a thera and kill all of your tames

Every body of water I go I see them I can not escape them I think they are hostile like the paranas