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MENU LOADING:

Tamed creatures make life easier

ME AS NOOB:

Owo I wanna tame something

ME SPAWNING

Oooooo what’s that glowy thingy

ALSO ME:

How do I tame these things?

ME AGAIN:

Ow they hurt

ME AGAIN AGAIN:

*dies*

MEEEEEEE:

I WANT WON

ARK WIKI:

Cnidaria Tamable: ❌

ME READING THIS:

😭😭😭NUUUU😭😭😭Y GAME😭😭😭

So I was standing there... Considering to myself man life would be badass with a mag just starting about a few days ago And so I did what I thought and the other person would do. I grabbed my itchy I swam to the depths of ocean and I finally found me a meg! I lured it to the surface, grabbed out my rifle, and filled it with tranqs. And then I remembered something... HMM... Those cnidaria have been a real pain in my butt recently so I'm going to go kill one because on the app shark world evolved the megalodon could eat anything... So I decided to give it a try. I make the saddle put it on my beautiful mag that I named big Bertha. (It was a female.) And not too far from my starting base there were some cnidaria. So I said the big birthday you ready for some lunch time? And I charge at them full force. (Now they were pretty far down in the ocean to the point where my 02 bar was 1/4 gone already just getting to them.) So I yell CHAAAAARGE!!! AND I MAKE MY WAY TOWARDS THE CNIDARIA. But then I decided to put a hold on Uno reverse card on me And I get knocked off my leg. At this point I'm thinking ( oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot!!!!!)I pull out my pistol and try to shoot them but then I remember I can't shoot them underwater, then I try mounting my Meg and getting out of there the jellyfish didn't allow me. Finally I tried stabbing them with the pike But they just electrocuted me and then I was motionless. I had to stand there and just watch my big Bertha be electrocuted to death due to my ignorance... And then those STINKERS came after me. And I was able to join big Bertha in her resting place. Thanks for reading this far if you made it if you liked it you know what to do☝️. And I hope this inspired you to know that your first megalodon is not invincible. Have fun on ark

These guys are strong but my dodos have killed them before

OOOOOH I HATE THESE THINGS,One day I was testing my pela out,she was so pretty too,and I’m murdering some sharks- and I see them wandering towards me,so I waddle onto land,and a death message pops up,it’s my pela,THEN I SEE THAT THE JELLY CRAWLED ONTO LAND JUS5 TO KILL HER,I cried,and before that I just got my otter killed,it wasn’t my

day.

My level 250 giger died by one of these

I miss him☹☹☹

I think I already made this story before but I couldn’t find it so here I go again I tamed a kaprosuchus named she was a female and just lvl 2 I named her snatch. Snatch was an aquatic hunter at the forest eventually I wanted to get some trilobites cause I was making a small aquarium when these jelly bois pulled up on us. I trained snatch on what to do when these guys try to press her not so luckily for us, they hit first and boy they hit hard I was forced off her “not need to panic.” I said to myself I pulled out my sword and tried to reach them but... I guess this electricity travels from target to target cause I was out of rage and still go shocked I tried to move but jellies ended sending me the character selection screen. I died right next to my house I respawbed in my bed and went outside and saw her corpse had been harvested I killed them both my slicing them up with my sword and since I’m on mobile I could revive snatch. Snatch never messed with these guys again unless we could call for backup.

I've never had a tame die to one of these

I would stop playing ark if these guys could fly they are as bad as microraptors

These mfs killed my sarco and two megalodons, never forget 😔

Hate these guys, killed me once, twice, only twice. I just wanted a drop 😪 😩 😔 got items back tho

This idiot killed my spino spinulus, all i beg you guys is to not get close to theez mfs pls man dont do it. for spinulus and me.

Remove jelly fish from ark, this will kill there teams and people will cry and leave the ark game and get 1 star rating.

So I was curious on what they could actually do so I tossed one of my dodos that I didn't like much in the water near them and the killed it like 5 mins later and the dodos name was tea leaf don't question it. So that's how I lost my 3rd tame

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Bro I hate these things THEY JUST KILL MY DAM OTTER AND BRO YK HOW GREEDY THAT OTTER WAS THE TIME I TOOK HIM FOR A SWIM BOOM POPS OUT OF NOQHERE SENDING MY DANG OTTER FLYING ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE OTHER ISLAND AND IM OVER TRYNA FIND HIS THINGY TO BRING HIM BACK ALIVE BUT I CANT FIND HIM THEN I SAW RAPTORS FRICKING FINISHING WHAT EVER THEY ATE AND I THINK IT WAS MY OTTER WHO I NAMED JOSH BRO EVERY TIME I SEE THIS JELLY FISH WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THEM I WILL WIPE THEM OUT TILL I DONT SEE THEM IN THE MAP ANYMORE IMA USE MY FRICKING DODO ARMY AND MY 1 RAPTOR AND MY 2 CARNO (by the way the carno where at my friends base wich is on a other island near swamp he has them bc he make sure they are fed bc I’m to broke to pay attention to them but anyways) AND MY DILO ARMY AND MY MOST POWERFUL THING IS TO COMBINE THEM ALL AND DESTORY EVERY SINGLE ONE I SEE (OH boy when I tell u I’m looking for a Rex to tame oh boy ima have lots of baby rex) BUT BEFORE I START THE WAR I’m waiting to get a Rex army Stay tune on that AND BOY WHEN I TELL U WHEN I GET THAT REX ARMY ITS OVER 1 like=good luck to the war in about to have

My frog was killed by them I almost saved him 😭😢😶‍🌫️🤬

I had 2 dilos that ONE of these gelatins killed

I loss my mom to these . RIP mom

B******

They killd 2 Sarcos 1 Ichty and a group of 5 Megalodon