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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6870 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-21T22:15:59+00:00

Never go near it with your Dino, it will kill you, your Dino, your friends, your family, the guy down the street, some guy over in Africa, all while they won't do a thing to attack it.

score 1514 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-06T01:13:25+00:00

1 like=1 member of the cnidaria hate club

score 1201 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-26T18:23:30+00:00

Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...

score 151 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-22T14:35:50+00:00

Cnidaria when chillin: UAHH OUAHH

Cnidaria when dying: OUUUOAGHH

Cnidaria when attacking: *six year old electrocuting*

make the button below ascend as the Cnidarias attack you

Ascend if you hate the f*cks

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-27T19:37:39+00:00

So one time I was like “ ooo look a jellyfish” then I went up to it then started hitting it with a pickaxe. Then suddenly another one just comes and “teams” against me and I died. I eventually killed them and got like 20 bio toxin.

score 596 · Answer 6 · 2017-09-11T14:57:27+00:00

Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.

score 404 · Answer 7 · 2017-01-15T21:41:44+00:00

If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.

score 310 · Answer 8 · 2017-10-08T00:50:49+00:00

They knock you out underwater with their tentacles?

Yeah...... I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

score 115 · Answer 9 · 2020-08-14T11:21:11+00:00

Imagine riding a jellyfish it would be so cool to stun stuff

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-18T23:47:15+00:00

i attacked one of these when i was a noob. The results were shocking No? Im nit funny? Ok ill leave now

—the ark jokester

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-17T03:58:07+00:00

Jellyfish killing my 1087643lvl giga:What you call genocide I call…… mercy

Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-05-17T03:55:09+00:00

Me:You took EVERYTHING from me

Jelly:I don’t even know who you are

Me:you will

#AvengersEndgame

score 102 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-13T07:26:37+00:00

This is what part of the dossier says:

Wild

Cnidaria omnimorph is another example of a creature which should not exist.

I agree with that.they shouldn't exist. Especially if you have a great new tame and want to swim to a island a small distance away. Plz updoot

score 33 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-18T03:41:24+00:00

"Why did u tame 69 mosas just to murder these things?"

Cuz fvck em', that's why

score 109 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-12T02:07:55+00:00

Yes, it is pretty. As pretty as it is an asshole. Never engage in close combat, as it will be sure to ruin your life if you do.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-05T18:32:33+00:00

These boys are badass a group of them beat up my 2 level 100-130 sarcos in seconds

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-05-01T10:31:40+00:00

First day I ever played me and my friend tryed finding eachother these lads destroyed me

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-16T18:26:10+00:00

First time started playing ark, these heathens killed me over and over again for 3 hours. I wasn't going to let my stuff vanish and start from scrath.. I was too stubborn and the jellies were all too happy to play with my innards lmao

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-08T17:26:09+00:00

“Your Dino is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!”

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2023-02-09T14:05:23+00:00

Raptor: I am the most annoying!!

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Cnidaria: I am the most annoying!!!