KILL IT!!!!! IT KILLED MY TURTLE!!!!

I killed them all. Every single one of them. They're like animals and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them.

Get near to an bam! You're already f**king dead!

Slow but deadly never HUG or you get stub by jellyfish very evil jellyfish

Went scuba diving... a pack of these dudes shocked me so I was frozen in place. The sharks squished my friends in place and they were forced to watch me to get gang banged. Then the Plesiosaurs came and cummed in my mouth.

Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.

This is what part of the dossier says:

Wild
Cnidaria omnimorph is another example of a creature which should not exist.

I agree with that.they shouldn't exist. Especially if you have a great new tame and want to swim to a island a small distance away. Plz updoot

Hey. At least you didn’t get pounced on a raptor in the water then these come along

“I just love these things that kill me whenever I’m in the ocean!”

Said no one ever 👌 😂 👌

They knock you out underwater with their tentacles?
Yeah...... I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

Get too close.........weeeeelllll f**k you and you dolphin

For some reason I was swimming with my lvl 1024 spino (Razorback), and I spotted some jellyfish. Razorback swam up to them after I got off to kill a icthiosaurus because I had him on agro. He started attacking them, and I instantly knew he was done for. But then they just died! He was swimming basically on top of them and hitting them! He didn't die! I was very confuzelled.

So I am coming back after getting lots of metal and my pelagornis runs out of stamina and so I land on the water for a quick break. Then a pack of these things come along and killed us both

The moral: stay away from these things

Yes, it is pretty. As pretty as it is an asshole. Never engage in close combat, as it will be sure to ruin your life if you do.

Jellyfish... It's 97% water or something. Just add another 3% and make 'em water.

I will name you squishy and you will be mine,you will be my squishy.

The last thing I had said to my brother before jumping on his new best friend baryonyx was “don’t worry he’s in good hands” 30 seconds later these evil glowing plastic bag lookin demons made me into a liar. It was a dark day for all of us. Go out and kill some evil plastic bags in honor of our poor Beauregard for us, this slimy menace deserves retribution.

Pro tip: Baryonyx tail spin does not work on these things I repeat, it does NOT work on the jellyfish.

Their existence is futile except for making you never wanna go into the ocean even if you really need to.

Cnidaria: Are you feeling lonely? Do you need a hug? Come here little child heehee

Had my spino almost die to this thing but I shot it withy crossbow and it wanted to attack me and I saved my spino an we all live happily ever after I got back in the water and they gang banged me