Went scuba diving... a pack of these dudes shocked me so I was frozen in place. The sharks squished my friends in place and they were forced to watch me to get gang banged. Then the Plesiosaurs came and cummed in my mouth.
For some reason I was swimming with my lvl 1024 spino (Razorback), and I spotted some jellyfish. Razorback swam up to them after I got off to kill a icthiosaurus because I had him on agro. He started attacking them, and I instantly knew he was done for. But then they just died! He was swimming basically on top of them and hitting them! He didn't die! I was very confuzelled.
The last thing I had said to my brother before jumping on his new best friend baryonyx was “don’t worry he’s in good hands” 30 seconds later these evil glowing plastic bag lookin demons made me into a liar. It was a dark day for all of us. Go out and kill some evil plastic bags in honor of our poor Beauregard for us, this slimy menace deserves retribution.
Pro tip: Baryonyx tail spin does not work on these things I repeat, it does NOT work on the jellyfish.