They’re annoying stupid idiots

It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...

The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.

If these things learn to walk we will all be doomed

Finally I'm a mid Ark-ist, I've just tamed my very first Baryonyx and I cleverly call him Barry, I can now hit the waters, get some fish beat and start preparing for decent cave runs 😊.

Barry how fast can you swim I ask, I'm quick he respond, ok then let's go see the deeps for the first time. Piranha? No problem I got it Sam, he says to me... Mega shark, piece of cake Sam just spin my tail and watch me work!

Barry you're the best... Ooo look a cute jelly fish looking thing let's go see what's up Barry, I heard a out something called bio toxin.
Barry: I don't know bro something don't feel right.
Sammy: Come on dude, you just killed a shark twice your level.
Barry: But why is noone else attacking it?
Sammy: They are not me and you. We're unstoppable.

*swims to what I now call snyde*

*Boom*

Hey Barry why did you kick me off!
Barry run!
No what fight man fight!
Bite back! Spin, spit, play dead! Do something!

Noooooooooooooooo!
What just happened!
Wait whats that....

"Early Game". What the %@$# about these things are early game

I told my friend “Hug It”..... It went well

Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)

Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)

End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr

Imagine riding a jellyfish it would be so cool to stun stuff

Jelly monster fish be like:hippity hoppity ur dieing Dino is now my property

Me goes in ocean, ark:
So you have chosen death

You took everything from me...
Cnidaria: I don’t even know who you are

Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.

If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.

Me: *casually starts to swim in the sea*

These guys: *literally comes from the 4th Dimension just to murder you for stepping into the water*

Thank the ark gods these cant damage buildings.

These evil things killed my precious Iguanodon. RIP, Flora. I will avenge your death by killing every single jellyfish I see. Mark my words. I am a changed man.

KILL THEM ALL THEY WILL KILL YOU THE FIRST CHANCE THEY GET
Rip peter and Dylan
The greatest pterosaur and dimorphadon

Get the hell away from them just run!

They knock you out underwater with their tentacles?
Yeah...... I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...