What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Go for a swim they said, it'll be fun they said...
My sarco: just chilling at my base near the river
5 jellies: just chilling in the river
A random therizino showing up at my base: oohhh that’s a nice sarco you got there would be a shame if someone pushed him in
*your zilla (lvl 40 sarco) was killed by Cnidaria lvl 5*
It's more TentaCRUEL then TentaCOOL...
Don’t touch the forbidden glow sticks…..
The sting feels worse than you stubbing your toe...imagine it it must be bad.
Who says Jellys cant be tamed? Hit up my boy Spongebob and Patrick and they'll show u what's up.
If you get stung, you can piss on it to help the rash go away.
Early Game: AHHHHHHHH HELP I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS AAAAA (dies)
Medium Game: AHHHHHHH DIEEE DIEEE HAHAHA GET REKT AAAAAAAAAAAA (dies)
End Game: haha tek saddle go brrr
Sometimes it flies, I lie awake in my base hoping it can’t fly through walls, and get me while I sleep.
You took everything from me...
Cnidaria: I don’t even know who you are
They knock you out underwater with their tentacles?
Yeah...... I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Imagine riding a jellyfish it would be so cool to stun stuff
10 Liopleuridons, 20 Megalodons, 5 Rexes, 4 Alpha Raptors and 1 Gigantosaurus vs 3 lethal jelly bois
Literally everybody who got a tame killed by a cnidaria:
I, (insert name) Hereby declare ALL OUT WAR on these demonic killer jellies.
I know I did.
They are the reason I don’t go in the ocean
These evil things killed my precious Iguanodon. RIP, Flora. I will avenge your death by killing every single jellyfish I see. Mark my words. I am a changed man.
HOLD UP this is a HERBIVORE
Think about everything bad in ark mixed toegether, that’s what this jellyfish is