Bro I hate these things THEY JUST KILL MY DAM OTTER AND…

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Bro I hate these things THEY JUST KILL MY DAM OTTER AND BRO YK HOW GREEDY THAT OTTER WAS THE TIME I TOOK HIM FOR A SWIM BOOM POPS OUT OF NOQHERE SENDING MY DANG OTTER FLYING ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE OTHER ISLAND AND IM OVER TRYNA FIND HIS THINGY TO BRING HIM BACK ALIVE BUT I CANT FIND HIM THEN I SAW RAPTORS FRICKING FINISHING WHAT EVER THEY ATE AND I THINK IT WAS MY OTTER WHO I NAMED JOSH BRO EVERY TIME I SEE THIS JELLY FISH WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THEM I WILL WIPE THEM OUT TILL I DONT SEE THEM IN THE MAP ANYMORE IMA USE MY FRICKING DODO ARMY AND MY 1 RAPTOR AND MY 2 CARNO (by the way the carno where at my friends base wich is on a other island near swamp he has them bc he make sure they are fed bc I’m to broke to pay attention to them but anyways) AND MY DILO ARMY AND MY MOST POWERFUL THING IS TO COMBINE THEM ALL AND DESTORY EVERY SINGLE ONE I SEE (OH boy when I tell u I’m looking for a Rex to tame oh boy ima have lots of baby rex) BUT BEFORE I START THE WAR I’m waiting to get a Rex army Stay tune on that AND BOY WHEN I TELL U WHEN I GET THAT REX ARMY ITS OVER 1 like=good luck to the war in about to have

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