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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2018-08-25T23:49:16+00:00

A real man fights these with Spears IN the water

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-29T19:49:04+00:00

Oh, you just got a 500% damage shotgun blueprint? It would be a shame if something happened to it...

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-24T00:11:49+00:00

Mosa irl I’m the alpha of this aquatic wasteland Mosa in ark AHHHHHHHH JELLYFISH SCARY HELP HUMAN HALPPP😭

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-12T15:20:13+00:00

Im running along the shore trying to kill some trills. Then I see this light in the water. I go in. The I see slight movement and I'm like "is this thing moving towards me. The a secound later it was to late. There are so creeeepy. 😖

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-29T22:12:17+00:00

Can we take them? I wanna squish them and hug the... ARE YOU KIDDIN ME?! THEY ARE MANIACSSSSSSS

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-19T19:55:33+00:00

ANNOYING AS HECK! WHEN YOUR TRYING TO TAME A FLIPPING MARINE CREATURES THEY SHOW UP AND KNOCK YOU OUT!!!! IF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE GUYS YELL AND I MEAN YELL AHhHhHhhHhHhhH

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-19T17:50:45+00:00

I AM A HERBIVORE AND I LIKE TO KILL PEPOLE FOR NO REASON AM A H E R A V O R R

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-04T19:36:59+00:00

How to kill this anoyying beast go to the nearest land pull a rock launcher then shoot them

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-08-05T10:18:09+00:00

Zipitty zap, no going back. There flowting forward, gonna attack.

-Venatrix

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-29T14:44:55+00:00

Player: Don’t go into the light Bobby!

Bobby: but it’s so pretty

Cnidaria: Yeah it is look at me I’m gorgeous

Player: both walk into water and get stung to death

Cnidaria: all I have to do is go to the edge of the water.... oh hey there

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-16T19:26:28+00:00

Everyone’s like GET BIOTOXIN ITS AWSOME just get admin password or god console and poof endless biotoxin

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-08T00:02:32+00:00

Last ark survival mode I found one of these things it was cool I went off ark to see if they are able to be tamed it straight up said no when I come back to ark IM GETTING ATTACKED BY THEM it took about 6000000000 arrows to kill at least one of them and there was two then I die then my diphloasraus is able to kill them HOW then new ark I find three of these to come and kill me while try to tame a animal with my new bow THEY DIE IN TWO HOTS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!????????????!??!,!?!,??

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-29T09:27:33+00:00

Jellyfish: I am immortal

Basilo has entered the chat

Jellyfish has left the chat

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-04T07:37:19+00:00

Me:let me see what this jellyfish drops

Jelly:KAZZAP

Me:NO PLEASE NO

Jelly:ZZAPP

Me:NOOOOO!

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-29T23:52:15+00:00

No one

cnidaria:

I'm about to end

This man's whole career.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-24T08:03:08+00:00

If you kill one of these guys and use their bio-toxin, it makes keeping the Dinosaur your taming 80% more unconscious. (I only know this because of google lol)

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-25T23:46:46+00:00

Pro Tip for new people: if you go towards these guys with one of your dinosaurs they give you a special artifact which can be a tribute to an obelisk for an ascendant Cnidaria saddle.

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-08T11:58:04+00:00

This thing is more ugly than momo

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-21T23:08:46+00:00

WHY ARE THESE STUPID LITLE CRAPS SO PRETTY SO FRIKIN GOOD AT BEING AN A HOLE

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-05-29T14:25:15+00:00

Me and my brother were taming a rex lvl 50. After he was tamed we had to go trough a river to get to our base and then the cnidairas killed our rex :(