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So one time I needed oil coz I’m an American and that’s just what we do so I went underwater with my Bary friend to go mine some oil and these little poos decide to show up and kill my bary. When my megs came to back me up they got killed too! All that for three peices of oil and a broken set of chitin armour! Anyhoo i just want to tell you that the next time you lookin for oil just kill some of those sand buggers on the beach. You also get pearls and stuff.

Ok story over haz a gud day.

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