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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-12T05:46:30+00:00

So one time I needed oil coz I’m an American and that’s just what we do so I went underwater with my Bary friend to go mine some oil and these little poos decide to show up and kill my bary. When my megs came to back me up they got killed too! All that for three peices of oil and a broken set of chitin armour! Anyhoo i just want to tell you that the next time you lookin for oil just kill some of those sand buggers on the beach. You also get pearls and stuff.

Ok story over haz a gud day.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-08T20:44:38+00:00

Literally the first thing I did when I got was run into the water and get b*tch slapped by a lvl 35 cnidaria. I haven't been the same since

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-04-19T21:50:53+00:00

Yo god can you make Cnidaria extinct pls. Thank you

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2018-07-11T13:46:56+00:00

Definicion:the grim reaper of the water

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2018-01-30T13:49:22+00:00

cancerous creature found near see or in specific lakes

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-08T21:45:09+00:00

Who would win

a pack of these demons, up

Or all of the most strongest dinos in ARK, down

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-08T17:26:09+00:00

“Your Dino is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!”

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-26T11:36:30+00:00

Why............ just WHY!!!!!(crouches and crys in the corner of my room)

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-23T13:28:31+00:00

So in ark mobile i thought these guys were harmless cmon there jellyfish I went into the water to check on them they slaughtered me and I lost all my loot that’s how I deleted the game and waited so I could play it on pc!

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-04T03:26:29+00:00

Jelly lelly lelly jelly lelly lelly it's the jelly fishing song.

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-24T00:56:07+00:00

This guy can go to scorched Earth for all I care

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-06T15:18:23+00:00

Everyone Says Nothing Can Kill it, my spino killed 12 of these in 2 secs, WITHOUT TAKING ANY DAMAGE!

EricBro5000

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-24T00:09:38+00:00

Mosa irl I’m the alpha of the aquatic wasteland mosa in ark ahhhhh jellyfish scary help 😭

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-22T16:29:24+00:00

I like to hunt these things because they are very "peaceful" with me 🙂😅

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2024-02-11T23:39:30+00:00

Don’t go near this guy in your 2 year old playthrough, trust us

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-09-06T04:05:24+00:00

A passive mejoberry tame 🙂👍👍

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-16T04:20:43+00:00

The most despicable of all ocean life.. IF it touches you, so don’t let it hug you...

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-09T15:11:35+00:00

I was gonna tame a dolphin thingy (whatever you call those) then a megalodon saw me, i took it out with my mastercraft bow then took it out, then these guys just appeared out of nowhere like the usual cnidaria, and i just sat there and said “welp, im dead”

Always check the waters before you go in.

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2019-11-06T22:20:14+00:00

Why do people keep saying “Oh don’t go near them they will shock you” blah blah blah. Just let them experience it for themselves. And for those people that keep thinking their the best I wish I could burn you. Burn my mom said I can’t burn trash.😈

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-07-05T01:31:13+00:00

i thought the explorer note said they are mindless and move with the current? GUESS WHO GOT THEIR GIGA MOUNT KILLED BECAUSE A SWARM OF THEM SWAM UP TO US