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What are some funny jokes or stories about the cnidaria? Funny cnidaria jokes submitted by ARK players.
What happened: I was hunting for Dilophosaurus, when I spotted 4 Cnidaria.I though it would be fun to kill them and eat the Bio toxin. After all I was a beach noob and didn’t know any better. Neither did I know what it would do to me...After I hunted the Cnidaria I started eating the Bio toxin. I went unconscious when the Bio toxin was all gone. There was a Rex near my location that I was quite aware of. A few minutes later I woke up and the rex was like 20 meters away from me. The level 10 Rex started attacking a 230 Turtle. I was very relieved that the Turtle won against the Rex. Like to SAVE THE TURTLES!!!!!
So one time I needed oil coz I’m an American and that’s just what we do so I went underwater with my Bary friend to go mine some oil and these little poos decide to show up and kill my bary. When my megs came to back me up they got killed too! All that for three peices of oil and a broken set of chitin armour! Anyhoo i just want to tell you that the next time you lookin for oil just kill some of those sand buggers on the beach. You also get pearls and stuff.
Ok story over haz a gud day.
Last ark survival mode I found one of these things it was cool I went off ark to see if they are able to be tamed it straight up said no when I come back to ark IM GETTING ATTACKED BY THEM it took about 6000000000 arrows to kill at least one of them and there was two then I die then my diphloasraus is able to kill them HOW then new ark I find three of these to come and kill me while try to tame a animal with my new bow THEY DIE IN TWO HOTS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!????????????!??!,!?!,??