What haunted the devs to make a poop slinging zebra gorilla

In Greek,

Chalicotherium means Pebble Beast. Obsidioequus means Siege Horse.

In Ark,

Chalicotherium means Beer Drinking. Obsidioequus means Feces Throwing Gorilla

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Get them drunk and they are your best friend.

Chalicotherium: the guy who tells everyone at the bar that the next drink is on you

Don’t listen to the creature map to find these, just go to your local tavern

Deer O deer

This thing likes beer

Their kids are drunk'n from their mom

The dad's are chunki'n poo in their midnight stew

I will make a new poem later :)

Monkey crossed with a a horse, that’s all I’m gonna say.

Equus with arms.. don’t laugh at him.

Crap thrower 3000 bro throws crap at you💀

They are beer drinking, poop throwing, very drunk animals that if they could would live in a bar.

It’s a tiger, donkey, raptor Hybrid! Rowr!

Rumor has it that eating Chalicotherium meat will allow you to pick up your poop and throw it as a weapon. Be warned...

I named mine after my ex. He was also a violent alcoholic

The average Russian dog

Who am I

I’m zesty

The only reason I’m taking these is bc I find it funny how you have to take these with beer

How to tame it:step 1 Get beer :step 2 Alr more beer it is :step 3 Bro more beer

‘No creature in ARK has ranged attacks’

ARK Devs: Why do I hear boss music?

Chalicotherium: Hold my beer

Bob: Ok

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA

Big fet horse tryna raid me and my stego

The one time I had beer was the only time I didn’t see one

How the hell does it know what a beer is, its the same logic As babies wanting a kibble to imprint. I mean do they have a secret underground bar. And do babies know what a kibble is. They are newborn, how it knows a kibble is tasty and good