I named mine after my ex. He was also a violent alcoholic

It’s a tiger, donkey, raptor Hybrid! Rowr!

Chalicotherium: the guy who tells everyone at the bar that the next drink is on you

Crap thrower 3000 bro throws crap at you💀

Equus with arms.. don’t laugh at him.

‘No creature in ARK has ranged attacks’

ARK Devs: Why do I hear boss music?

Chalicotherium: Hold my beer

Bob: Ok

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA

The average Russian dog

Who am I

I’m zesty

They are beer drinking, poop throwing, very drunk animals that if they could would live in a bar.

This guy covered me in poop and beat me into the floor.

The only reason I’m taking these is bc I find it funny how you have to take these with beer

Rumor has it that eating Chalicotherium meat will allow you to pick up your poop and throw it as a weapon. Be warned...

How to tame it:step 1 Get beer :step 2 Alr more beer it is :step 3 Bro more beer

Beer.

Sorry for wasting your time.

---Bob The Survivor---

For some reason my chalicotherium became lvl 6000+ like what???

How the hell does it know what a beer is, its the same logic As babies wanting a kibble to imprint. I mean do they have a secret underground bar. And do babies know what a kibble is. They are newborn, how it knows a kibble is tasty and good

Only tamed on Saturdays. Bring the boys with you or it won’t work.

Yeah... That is not a rock it something worse

My man chalicotherium just need a jar of good damn beer and he is yours

Once apron a I a level 10, had set up camp unaware of a chali next to my base on sight he destroyed my base ( of which had my only sleeping bag) and my forge and smithy. Now I’m level 104 and on my Rhyniogatha and have swarn an oath to kill these at sight. “Ahhh so nice out here. A chali! It’s time Rhyhorn. CHARGEEEEE!”

This guy throws its own sh#t on you and your pets face and that's all you need to know