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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2019-12-15T11:53:07+00:00

It likes...beer? What? COME ON ARK! USE LOGIC! NO DINOSAUR EVEN KNEW WHAT BEER WAS! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM RANTING BOUT THIS!

oh hey. You found me.

Ah yes you're still scrolling

Still going?

You've been here a while.

Go make a sandwich

Try and lick a raptor.

Make a raptor sandwich

Bring me cheese.

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score -3 · Answer 2 · 2019-11-28T22:19:11+00:00

Just gotta crack a cold one with the boys

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-27T03:13:55+00:00

I tamed one then went to get my raft to bring it to my base but forgot to whistle stop and it followed my pteranodon into the water and was killed by jellyfish

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2019-08-09T23:40:01+00:00

I was wandering around like a usually beach noob, I saw two of these fighting (idk why) and when they both killed each other I opened their inventory and it was fricken packed with beer! I guess they got so drunk and fought lol

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-15T22:20:09+00:00

It absolutely loves corona. Just cough on it.

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-17T22:00:08+00:00

Okay, there is (possible) reasoning on why Chalico’s boulders deal more damage than their raw melee: they put less power behind their claw swing to avoid breaking a nail (I’m not wrong!!).

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-10-01T21:07:55+00:00

Im here till Thursday, try the veal!

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-28T13:36:45+00:00

It's a shitty tame it gets drunk a lot

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-10-20T01:06:59+00:00

They have tons of parties at night and drink beer. They be like chugging it till morning.

-Gitezgood

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-06T10:58:37+00:00

It’s a drunk mf.

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-28T23:46:59+00:00

They will lit through poo balls at u and get all up in yo face don’t let these monkey horses do dat

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-25T17:21:52+00:00

Player: “too bad we don’t have a Dino that looks friendly and looks like a rock but it’s not.”

Ark: “HoLd mY bEeR”

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2021-11-26T21:48:36+00:00

A chali came up behind me and slapped me it said hahaha

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-31T21:51:55+00:00

They defend

They attack

Most importantly

They throw poop

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-25T01:40:11+00:00

A wonderful shit throwing drunk bastard that throws shit at people in bars

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-17T13:48:51+00:00

My question is why would this thing exist AT ALL it’s just a gorilla cow sloth that drinks bear, wait now that I say that....... GIMME GIMME GIMME (CENSORD do to “it won’t let me type the Censord thing ” It’s not even inappropriate!? also #BLM

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-16T07:31:13+00:00

Chali when trying to make it angry nothing. Chali when accidentally touched for 0.000000001 nano-seconds. ANGWY

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2020-11-16T00:39:06+00:00

Hey shitass wanna see me spee- hey wait why are you chugging so much beer- wait no no shitass don’t do this shi- aaaaaaaaah

Chalicos don’t throw shit at you for no reason maybe next time listen to their name

score -5 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-21T04:35:23+00:00

It is coming to kill your mom with the kids getting killed

score -8 · Answer 20 · 2017-05-29T02:19:03+00:00

Running enough makes a good beer maker as it is an excellent thatch and berry gatherer.