Me:Sir please wash your hand

Chalicotherium: No

Me:Sir your hand are gross plz wash ur hands

Chalicotherium:*Throws poop in face*

Me:WTF BRO I WAS JUST ASKING YOU TO WASH UR HANDS

my eyes: WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Tipp: give them beer till they do everything you want from them. Same works for girls.

Your basically making this guy your friend by making him drunk.

I had this really evil tactic oj multiplayer pvp this is what it was I would knock someone out from a hidden position with Trang arrows then I would bring them to the nearest body of water and drag them in there and watch them drown once I did this to a whole tribe MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I AM EVIL 😱

Not worth the trouble to tame

Me: wanting to tame this

The dino: I like ya cut g (slaps me with sh*t)

These thing throw poo. If you dont like poo, these aren't the dinos for you. Up if you like poo too

When in the snow they throw snowballs

Theisors are shredders

Theese dicks are boxers

How other creatures are tamed : K.O Taming, non-violent taming, ecc.

this dude : an alcoholic yeeter that needs to get drunk to get tamed

Now I know why these guys get drunk 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

U stole that from me didn’t u dud

And here we see a .. crikey mate! A wild chali in its natural habitat, the bar

Wildcard please explain why you need to get an animal drunk to tame it

The hairless ape thing that squats...truly an amazing creature we didn't know we needed

These b#stards are so hard to tame!

he poops like caca💩💩💩💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't go near it,it will get mad and throw poop on you then it will starts fucking you.

Sorry if any grammar mistakes

Awwww, it’s a donkey ape thing, let’s feed it some stimberries to tame it! *one second later* *me running and screaming*

My wife: What did you do today?

Me: I tamed an alcoholic

Me: Also you may want to go to the store to get more beer

My wife opens the beer fridge and gasp’s 😲

My wife: Where’d all of them go?!

Chalico: Glug glug glug glug, BURP!!