me: walks along on beach

Calicotherium: hey wanna feed me beer

Me: sure

Me: gets a heinken 0% alchohol beer

Me: brings it to calicotherium who drinks it

Calicotherium: thats not beer thats fake

Me: no its not I totally didn’t give you a no alchohol beer

Calicotherium: ye you did

(Dumb ass was killed by alchoholic sloth)

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