Me: welp look like this is my last day on earth! 😭

The Dino I’m failing to tame: SOMEONE HOLD ME BEER IMMA KILL THIS WOMEN!!!!

Me: 😨

The Dino: *RAMS HEAD FIST FOR THE HUMAN*

Me:😵

The Dino: HA THE HUMAN DIED!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me after I respawn: 😑 ok that ended really badly I should prob- *looks up*

The giga: did you just, BUMP INTO ME!?!?!?

Me: 😨😰 *my mind: well I’m dead😭*

The giga: kills the human*

Me in ark heaven: …* screams out “I SHOULDN’T BE HERE!!!!!!”*