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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-03T10:38:51+00:00

It eats beer!

Don’t ask me why..

Cause I don’t care!

It eats beer!

It eats beer?

But it still takes a year!

Don’t ask me why.

Cause I don’t care!

But seriously they take forever

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-27T12:58:55+00:00

Me: what dat?

Chalicotherium: …

Me: ama go to it!

Chalicotherium: ?

Me: ello 😀

Chalicotherium: 😡😡😡😡😡 (throws rock)

Me: OH DANG

Chalicotherium: U ARE GOING DOWN (throws a bunch of rocks)

Me: AAAAHHHH

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-24T22:18:18+00:00

Also my name jadedfire32 if ya ever see me

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-24T22:17:54+00:00

Me hit one once chat: jadedfire32 died to a chalicotherium LOL true story

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-27T02:33:36+00:00

YOU ARE’NT HUMAN YOU SHOULD NOT LIKE BEER ONLY HUMANS LIKE GETTING DRUNK

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-05-09T01:19:35+00:00

How do these things survive in the wild? Beer doesn’t grow on trees, especially not already in a glass

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-01T19:13:34+00:00

So now we have a achoalic Dino instead of a drug lord Dino

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-13T09:54:24+00:00

He attac

He protecc

But most importantly

He Scary as heck(not really LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why are u still looking it ain’t important

Dude what the heck go away read som other comments

*leaves and deletes Dododex*

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-05T02:11:41+00:00

He drink too much beer he BEER BOI

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-02-24T20:11:08+00:00

Me:Sir please wash your hand

Chalicotherium: No

Me:Sir your hand are gross plz wash ur hands

Chalicotherium:*Throws poop in face*

Me:WTF BRO I WAS JUST ASKING YOU TO WASH UR HANDS

my eyes: WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-20T17:46:48+00:00

Wildcard please explain why you need to get an animal drunk to tame it

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-19T20:22:08+00:00

The hairless ape thing that squats...truly an amazing creature we didn't know we needed

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2018-02-04T20:36:51+00:00

jack daniels works the best to tame these

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-11-13T01:52:01+00:00

I was a beginner and thought it was a good idea to see if I could tame it… long story short don’t try to knock ur out with your fists

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-22T01:31:17+00:00

My wife: What did you do today?

Me: I tamed an alcoholic

Me: Also you may want to go to the store to get more beer

My wife opens the beer fridge and gasp’s 😲

My wife: Where’d all of them go?!

Chalico: Glug glug glug glug, BURP!!

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-13T13:22:14+00:00

I’m just wondering how people think that these look like horses when they look more like cows.

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2019-01-16T00:48:56+00:00

You need beer to tame this, just, don’t tame it, don’t do it, unless you want a drunk poop-throwing sloth running around

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2023-03-14T23:17:57+00:00

me: walks along on beach

Calicotherium: hey wanna feed me beer

Me: sure

Me: gets a heinken 0% alchohol beer

Me: brings it to calicotherium who drinks it

Calicotherium: thats not beer thats fake

Me: no its not I totally didn’t give you a no alchohol beer

Calicotherium: ye you did

(Dumb ass was killed by alchoholic sloth)

Dumbass has left the chat:

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2023-03-05T03:06:05+00:00

THIS MAN KILLED SAND MAN V2 (it is a female

dilophosurs) IF YOU THIS THING KILLED MURDER IT PLS

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-16T19:01:52+00:00

Beer drinking giant sloth… horse… gorilla… thing?