Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I live in the hidden lake area. So I was just taking a female Sarco that fell into the area don’t know how she got there but it was I take her now or I will never because I’m a definitely not going down to them dangerous swamps until I get the saddle for my Argy so I can just pick up one. So this creature comes tumbling down the mountain and starts walking around. I kept a safe distance. I blocked off the 3 entrances into the area with Wooden Spike Walls. This creature goes walking into the walls and gets hurt and starts beating on them. Since it was wood I didn’t expect it to be able to kill him but it did. I was gonna game him to😾😿
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!