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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
I walk up to won of these it asks me for beer I punch it because it's my beer my level 30 t rex kills it I am confused and I ride my t rex back to base and I am still confused because I only brang my raptor and my base was at least 20 miles away from me I decide to make walls around him I don't notice it was on low health and 3 velociraptors kill it rip my level 30 t rex but I tamed the raptors and I took a brontosaurus' egg it was completely fine until I went onto my velociraptor I ran for my life
Once a chalico was in a pub… here’s my story please like it’ll help out a lot!
Chalico: got any beer?
Player: I have beer what type do you perfer?
Chalico: all
Player: I got all types
Chalico goes missing
Chalico chugs all the players beer
Angered player: where’d ALL my BEER GO!??!??!!?
Chalico: I drank it
Player: HmMMmMm
Chalico enters inner demon and kills player and yeets it to death