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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-03T06:16:42+00:00

Invite it to ur home,invite it to a business called beer INC drink beer with it and talk about how u 2 can make EVERYTHING a passive tame which takes only BEER to tame.hope u like it my name is Ashham and I made I tip on raptors thank...........UR FACE IS ATACKED BY BOULDERS,POOP,TREES,MUD,THE EARTH,THE GALAXY AND EVEN THE UNIVERSE!!! SAVE UR FACE!!! thank u

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-02T03:04:50+00:00

When the pub is having a beer pong championship this guy comes to mind

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-12T16:57:01+00:00

David Attenborough: here we see the Chalicotherium in its natural environment, the pub

Chalico: Beer = life or just an ultimate poop throwing megalomaniac that will protect u

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-07T04:50:18+00:00

Grandma..you are so fit!!!,but where are your milk glan..and why were you throwing poop at everyone in the hospital!!!

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-12T05:57:47+00:00

where the heck did the rock came from if you tamed it and then it throw a rock while in the air. did it just put some huge boulder in its butt? Or his poop is soo hard its mossy and turn to rock??

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-05-29T02:56:10+00:00

My dad: what is THAT

Me:idk it’s scary thing

My dad:I don’t like it *stares at it* it’s probably going to kill you

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-01-05T03:13:57+00:00

These things are beer and poop mixed together

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-20T18:14:38+00:00

They’re so drunk they walk on all fours and throw stuff at each other.

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-20T18:53:06+00:00

New drinking buddy to bring to the bar

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-14T22:30:30+00:00

You know what a chalicotherium say to another chalicotherium—— you want beer

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-07T14:31:22+00:00

I saw this guy die to raptors and that it was a joke

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-30T06:45:26+00:00

Megatharium got into the the zebra diet beet

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-25T21:36:55+00:00

Me: here’s a berry!

Chali: I.WANT.BEEEEEEEER

Chali:chases me

Me: gives beer*

Chali: yay

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-19T19:00:22+00:00

The nerd after he fails the test that’s him

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-04T14:51:49+00:00

I just found out that if you are looking through spy glass while its throwing the boulder it will just multiply the boulders lol

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-09T18:41:19+00:00

I named mine chalice. And I just about pooped my pants when I found out you can make them sit

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-17T17:19:47+00:00

I did not know what people meant by this guy being ranged until I found out the hard way, luckily it decided not to kill me and spared me

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-25T03:06:03+00:00

Zebra + monkey = Chalicotherium

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-01-21T15:00:55+00:00

This thing eats beer for breakfast lunch and dinner and even the glass

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-06T23:36:59+00:00

Things you should know:

Chalis will throw mud at you because they always seem to be drunk.

They are usually found at pubs and bars.

They like beer more than you and are the drunkest tame you’ll ever have.

Overall Chalicotherium is a good tame because you will have someone to get drunk with!