Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Once a chalico was in a pub… here’s my story please like it’ll help out a lot!
Chalico: got any beer?
Player: I have beer what type do you perfer?
Chalico: all
Player: I got all types
Chalico goes missing
Chalico chugs all the players beer
Angered player: where’d ALL my BEER GO!??!??!!?
Chalico: I drank it
Player: HmMMmMm
Chalico enters inner demon and kills player and yeets it to death
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!