Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I walk up to won of these it asks me for beer I punch it because it's my beer my level 30 t rex kills it I am confused and I ride my t rex back to base and I am still confused because I only brang my raptor and my base was at least 20 miles away from me I decide to make walls around him I don't notice it was on low health and 3 velociraptors kill it rip my level 30 t rex but I tamed the raptors and I took a brontosaurus' egg it was completely fine until I went onto my velociraptor I ran for my life
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!