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What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once a chalico was in a pub… here’s my story please like it’ll help out a lot!
Chalico: got any beer?
Player: I have beer what type do you perfer?
Chalico: all
Player: I got all types
Chalico goes missing
Chalico chugs all the players beer
Angered player: where’d ALL my BEER GO!??!??!!?
Chalico: I drank it
Player: HmMMmMm
Chalico enters inner demon and kills player and yeets it to death
I walk up to won of these it asks me for beer I punch it because it's my beer my level 30 t rex kills it I am confused and I ride my t rex back to base and I am still confused because I only brang my raptor and my base was at least 20 miles away from me I decide to make walls around him I don't notice it was on low health and 3 velociraptors kill it rip my level 30 t rex but I tamed the raptors and I took a brontosaurus' egg it was completely fine until I went onto my velociraptor I ran for my life
Okay I'M going to actually settle the poop vs rocks thing. When they throw poop at you, you get a debuff that is literally called "poop hit". And to the person who said "they throw snow in arctic areas", it's poop. They scooped it from the snow, so they throw some snow too, but you get a poop debuff and you get an icky looking screen overlay.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
P.s. Super easy tame, but can take some time and it's a little frustrating if you don't have a taming pen