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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-12T05:57:47+00:00

where the heck did the rock came from if you tamed it and then it throw a rock while in the air. did it just put some huge boulder in its butt? Or his poop is soo hard its mossy and turn to rock??

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-07T14:31:22+00:00

I saw this guy die to raptors and that it was a joke

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-04T14:51:49+00:00

I just found out that if you are looking through spy glass while its throwing the boulder it will just multiply the boulders lol

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-20T18:14:38+00:00

They’re so drunk they walk on all fours and throw stuff at each other.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-20T18:53:06+00:00

New drinking buddy to bring to the bar

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-14T22:30:30+00:00

You know what a chalicotherium say to another chalicotherium—— you want beer

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-30T06:45:26+00:00

Megatharium got into the the zebra diet beet

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-03-25T21:36:55+00:00

Me: here’s a berry!

Chali: I.WANT.BEEEEEEEER

Chali:chases me

Me: gives beer*

Chali: yay

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-03-19T19:00:22+00:00

The nerd after he fails the test that’s him

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-25T03:06:03+00:00

Zebra + monkey = Chalicotherium

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-09T18:41:19+00:00

I named mine chalice. And I just about pooped my pants when I found out you can make them sit

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-06T23:36:59+00:00

Things you should know:

Chalis will throw mud at you because they always seem to be drunk.

They are usually found at pubs and bars.

They like beer more than you and are the drunkest tame you’ll ever have.

Overall Chalicotherium is a good tame because you will have someone to get drunk with!

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-27T18:09:25+00:00

Best way to tame it is with any beer and some Nascar

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-17T17:19:47+00:00

I did not know what people meant by this guy being ranged until I found out the hard way, luckily it decided not to kill me and spared me

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-21T15:00:55+00:00

This thing eats beer for breakfast lunch and dinner and even the glass

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-09T20:29:22+00:00

Me andy cousin was going to find a place to live when we saw it he went close to it because we thouth it was nice but when he went to it he got killed 🤣🤣🤣

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-29T00:52:33+00:00

Why does he throw poop?? Please tell me

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-17T06:17:14+00:00

To me it seems it throws poop at you?!

Lol

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-01T06:22:29+00:00

I heard that drunks like to crap a lot.Maybe that’s the deal with this.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-22T19:50:31+00:00

Friend: I dreamed of being in my dream house!

Me: