Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

Previous Page Next Page

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2024-01-16T00:06:35+00:00

Do they ever get drunk??????????

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-02-25T03:06:03+00:00

Zebra + monkey = Chalicotherium

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-30T20:52:44+00:00

When i found out this guy could gulp down beer this fast i knew what his name was,

Homer Simpson

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-21T01:50:06+00:00

This is Putin when u don’t look at him ( ugly and addicted to beer)

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-18T18:29:01+00:00

It is like us it neads a bit of hellp forgetting its problems but then it is nice.

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-01-21T16:44:16+00:00

Female Chalicotherium: they are stealing one of our eggs.

Boy Chalicotherium: hold my beer I will be back

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-01-21T15:00:55+00:00

This thing eats beer for breakfast lunch and dinner and even the glass

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-18T08:54:34+00:00

Me: H I

Chalico: What do you want

Me: have you ever considered rehab

Chalico: …

Me: hello

Chalico: So how’s the weather up there

Me: Wdym

Chalico: are you drunk why are you talking to a animal that’s about to throw crap at you

*crap is throw*

Infections spread

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-20T18:14:38+00:00

They’re so drunk they walk on all fours and throw stuff at each other.

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-23T00:05:35+00:00

He is the Walmart saber tooth so be careful

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-10T15:58:10+00:00

How to get a female chalicotherium to date you: bring enough beer for.77373 years step 2 bring her to the bar step 3 MURDER EVERYONE IN THE BAR TO PROTECT HER;)

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-12-26T06:50:05+00:00

Me: welp look like this is my last day on earth! 😭

The Dino I’m failing to tame: SOMEONE HOLD ME BEER IMMA KILL THIS WOMEN!!!!

Me: 😨

The Dino: *RAMS HEAD FIST FOR THE HUMAN*

Me:😵

The Dino: HA THE HUMAN DIED!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me after I respawn: 😑 ok that ended really badly I should prob- *looks up*

The giga: did you just, BUMP INTO ME!?!?!?

Me: 😨😰 *my mind: well I’m dead😭*

The giga: kills the human*

Me in ark heaven: …* screams out “I SHOULDN’T BE HERE!!!!!!”*

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-09T20:29:22+00:00

Me andy cousin was going to find a place to live when we saw it he went close to it because we thouth it was nice but when he went to it he got killed 🤣🤣🤣

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-08T17:43:48+00:00

Is it me or does this look like a mutant zebra monkey

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-04T01:27:49+00:00

Kinda just a weird eqqus for me

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-18T21:40:19+00:00

Me after my 20th pint:

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-18T20:30:17+00:00

Next time you go to the zoo and see some sloths, they’re probably gonna evolve into giant drunken sloths that grow they’re shit at you

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-12-12T16:53:21+00:00

Guys he frows poo from his butt

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-29T00:52:33+00:00

Why does he throw poop?? Please tell me

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-11T22:30:11+00:00

Chalcicotherium- Bring the beer my dear