Me see's a chali saying feed stimberries to tame me realising I have a bunch of them Me: lets go 1 minute later U are dead

Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"

Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"

get it drunk so it'll go back to your place

I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.

My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died