Trike VS. chalicotheorum
Chalicotheorum: hand me my beer
Chalicotherium
The Chalicotherium is a mammal commonly found in colder areas that many survivors find useful in battle. In the wild, Chalicotherium often playfully throw snowballs and mud rocks at each other, however, when tamed, they can be given boulders to throw at enemy structures.
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"
Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"
The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to…
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and…
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!
Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!
You can find this guys at pubs
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He drink beer in six pack
It can only be tamed on Saturdays and you need to bring the boys with you.
My sister walked up to one thinking it was passive. That was a big mistake, she died