Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
"B*tch u go to my party without invitation!? I will rekt yo- oh wait u have beer? Come in!"
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"
Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"
The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???
get it drunk so it'll go back to your place
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!
It's ugly, it makes strange noises that give you a jumpscare, Throw poop at you, Drink alcohol, It looks like a combination of a horse, a monkey and a gorilla, What a strange creature..
Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!
βNo creature in ARK has ranged attacksβ
ARK Devs: Why do I hear boss music?
Chalicotherium: Hold my beer
Bob: Ok
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA
Donβt listen to the creature map to find these, just go to your local tavern