Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Instead eating berries like every non carnivore dinosaurs it drinks beerπ§
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"
Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"
The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
get it drunk so it'll go back to your place
The nerd after he fails the test thatβs him
I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.
sloth-horse is doing well
B2 is check
C3 is check
D4 is check
Claw 3: prepared
where's my stew
(me) umm sir we don't have tha-
(Hutson1994 was impaled by LVL 99999999999 Chalicotherum)
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!
Bring lots of BEER, and have a good time!
When I was a noob at the game, I saw this dinosaur and went up to it and just said β youβre not a jerk are you?β but he was I ran away from that thing but my Dilophosaurus Was not so lucky. RIP dead lizard 2.0 one up equals one love for dead lizard 2.0