Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was walking around the genises arctic the I came by a friendly cow I said hello he said want some fertilzer? Then he said I'll take that as a yes. I came back home all covered in you know what. I told my parent about it chickenonater(lvl 202 theirizeno) we went togather to "talk" to the cow bulley and shredded him for assaulting me with his poop throw.
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!