Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
IT ISNT THROWING POO ITS THROWING ROCKS IT DIGS UP FROM THE GROUND
More Chalicotherium Funny Tips
These things are butt kickers I hate them they literally just throw the stuff at you and you're just like I'm cooked these things are annoying
Ark- "To bad we don't have any good ranged attack creatures"
Chalicotherium- "Hold my beer"
Why does it want beer?? πΊ
(In the background)
DRIVING IN MY CARRR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
My brother told me they throw π©at you is that true
The boulder throw should deal some torpor. I mean, hitting something with small rocks does (slingshot), so why not a VERY big rock???
get it drunk so it'll go back to your place
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
But taming still takes a
Year!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
Don't ask me why
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
They love to eat
Beer!
Or stimberry stew
And they love to throw
Poo!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
It eats beer!
And attacks with a self-confident
Sneer!
For it loves to eat
For it loves to eat
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
~the chalico song~
I don't always tame these, but when I do, it's with Dos Equis.
Normally in ARK, after you drink water or beer from a jar, it gives the jar back to you. BUT THIS GUYS EATS THE WHOLE DANG JAR AS WELL.
One happy day, it was wandering around with its freinds, drinking a beer, having a conversation. the usual, you know? They decided to go walk back to their giant shed full of beer, as they had run out. When they got there, they saw it was in ruins, all their beer gone, and several humans lugging it away. They went to persue the thieves, but the criminals disappeared into the woods, and they could find no trace of the culprits. Other then that they were humans, they could not tell exactly who had taken their delicious beverages! Enraged, the group of freinds went out, telling everyone of their kind of what happened. To this day, all chalicotheriums are convinced that every human they see was one of the culprits of the disaster, and do their best to destroy them. The end, I hope you enjoyed, up vot if you want more of these stories on other animals! Thank you!