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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2025-07-06T00:00:38+00:00

I liked Ark- then they came out with the cat...

I love Ark. Thank you so much for the best dino ever, wildcard.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2026-02-12T00:38:52+00:00

IT GOT A PIC IT GOT A PIC EVERYONE

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2025-09-14T12:51:45+00:00

Cats? More like cutes (i helpful tip fix its annoying for funny tips they are not helpful)

score -6 · Answer 4 · 2025-04-01T20:55:41+00:00

Isn't this just an April fools joke? Not really in game.

score -5 · Answer 5 · 2025-06-29T17:50:28+00:00

Scratch attack!!!

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2025-12-31T00:38:22+00:00

Guys this is me streaming now the new most powerful and hardest to tame and very sassy creature is out the cat 🤣

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2025-11-23T16:57:49+00:00

Awwwwwwww its sooooooo cuuteeee!!!!!!(🐈🐱😻)

score -7 · Answer 8 · 2025-06-20T13:52:43+00:00

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Its the cat EMOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -6 · Answer 9 · 2025-09-01T20:46:32+00:00

If you hate cats send a heart ❤️ into the armadogo.

score -8 · Answer 10 · 2025-06-08T23:57:57+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue and cats suck and u do to ;3

score -9 · Answer 11 · 2025-08-01T14:10:23+00:00

Guys I am giving everyone bad likes😈

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2026-01-28T18:32:23+00:00

<:NEXUS:>

Me: hey cats were added

*goes out side*

Me: PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

Cat: how ‘bout you go PSPSPSPS yourself?

Me: *adds vacuum cleaner mod*

Me: I know all your weaknesses

Cat: *sad puss in boots eyes*

Me: *adds laser pointer mod*

Cat: … >:)

Cat: *points laser*

Me: *follows laser*

Me *follows laser to giga*

I think you can see where this went…

Me: *tames giga*

Me: REXY WRECKER CHARGE!!!!!

Cat: ENFORCERS ATTACK!!!

102 cats riding enforcers charge at me

REXY wrecker: *chomps the cat army*

Cat: I GIVE UP!!!

Why I don’t like cats

score -5 · Answer 13 · 2026-01-04T05:08:58+00:00

Why the frick is one of the only modern day animal a stupid CAT. The picture for it is also a sTuPId CaT EMOJI!!!🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

score -6 · Answer 14 · 2025-12-08T19:30:03+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 15 · 2026-03-17T07:53:11+00:00

I am giving everyone bad likes and cat are trashhhhhhhhhh

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2026-04-24T05:10:33+00:00

A u p is a belly rub and scritches for any cat

Of you ⬇️ you are the worst person in the world and should be thrown off a cliff

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2026-03-23T05:43:50+00:00

I officially killed 200 cats.

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2026-02-19T22:34:21+00:00

First a cat what next a dog 🐕 🤔🤬🤬

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2026-03-26T00:08:56+00:00

Who agrees that cats are the worst they are so ugly and disgusting to all the cat owners your cats or cat is the worst

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2026-03-29T06:27:10+00:00

Where can I find one

A helpful tip should include more words🙄