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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2025-11-14T14:59:58+00:00

Soi can doddfghff8uxgjlh sorry about that my cat took over

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2025-07-28T18:35:00+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 3 · 2025-09-25T01:32:16+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 4 · 2025-09-29T04:40:16+00:00

"Meow Meow Meow Meow meow meow meow meow woof meow meow meow meow meow"

-markaplier

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2026-02-12T00:38:52+00:00

IT GOT A PIC IT GOT A PIC EVERYONE

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2025-10-07T02:49:21+00:00

THIS... THIS IS THE MOST POWERFULL THING IN ALL OF ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED AND ACENDED THIS IS AN UNSTOPIBAL KILLING MACINE IF YOU INCOUNTER IT IN THE WILED RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN... ACTUALY DONT BOW DOWN TO THE OVERLORDS OF THE MULTIVERS!!!!!!!!!

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2025-10-17T15:29:58+00:00

Time to mack an army two hours later tonight we steal the mooon mewooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2025-07-06T00:00:38+00:00

I liked Ark- then they came out with the cat...

I love Ark. Thank you so much for the best dino ever, wildcard.

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2025-09-14T12:51:45+00:00

Cats? More like cutes (i helpful tip fix its annoying for funny tips they are not helpful)

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2025-12-31T00:38:22+00:00

Guys this is me streaming now the new most powerful and hardest to tame and very sassy creature is out the cat 🤣

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2025-06-29T17:50:28+00:00

Scratch attack!!!

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score -6 · Answer 12 · 2025-04-01T20:55:41+00:00

Isn't this just an April fools joke? Not really in game.

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2025-11-23T16:57:49+00:00

Awwwwwwww its sooooooo cuuteeee!!!!!!(🐈🐱😻)

score -7 · Answer 14 · 2025-06-20T13:52:43+00:00

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Its the cat EMOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -6 · Answer 15 · 2025-09-01T20:46:32+00:00

If you hate cats send a heart ❤️ into the armadogo.

score -8 · Answer 16 · 2025-06-08T23:57:57+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue and cats suck and u do to ;3

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2026-03-10T23:57:33+00:00

I miss that cat emoji that used to be the image

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2026-01-28T18:32:23+00:00

<:NEXUS:>

Me: hey cats were added

*goes out side*

Me: PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS

Cat: how ‘bout you go PSPSPSPS yourself?

Me: *adds vacuum cleaner mod*

Me: I know all your weaknesses

Cat: *sad puss in boots eyes*

Me: *adds laser pointer mod*

Cat: … >:)

Cat: *points laser*

Me: *follows laser*

Me *follows laser to giga*

I think you can see where this went…

Me: *tames giga*

Me: REXY WRECKER CHARGE!!!!!

Cat: ENFORCERS ATTACK!!!

102 cats riding enforcers charge at me

REXY wrecker: *chomps the cat army*

Cat: I GIVE UP!!!

Why I don’t like cats

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2026-03-26T00:08:56+00:00

Who agrees that cats are the worst they are so ugly and disgusting to all the cat owners your cats or cat is the worst

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2026-03-29T06:27:10+00:00

Where can I find one

A helpful tip should include more words🙄