Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.
When i saw a Cat i got near him, but he eventually jumpscared me, so i got scared and i accidentally shotguned his head
Tell me someone who has ever seen one of these before?!??!!!!!
Wtf where do I find these
I LOVE CATS I WILL MAKE ARMY AND RULE DA UNIFERSE๐๐๐๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Roses are blue violets are red
Sandwiches are good
Rhyming is hard
TheBaryonyxHome
*get a cat in ark*
*does the griddy*
Whenever I try to find these guys I can't find them, idk why I tried on every map they are on, so I just use admin commands and make an army muahahahahah! (Also if you use admin commands don't do the feline form because those guys do nothing, but just do normal cat)
SAY WHAT NOW?!?! THEY ADDED A FLIPPING CAT?!?!
That cat is this๐ literally a few more words so I can post this
Meow meow meowing pur pur pur I will yell at you
it's just a damn emoji... is it even a physical thing?
I can not find the cats but I believe that they are in ark but they might be only with PC please make the cats not just with pcs I am good at the game but I love cats please
What the hell a cat!
When did they even added that
April fools prank? Iโm wouldnโt even be surprised
cat and troodon fighting to see is the most useless
Do you think this will be a useful shoulder pet? Probably not. We will see
Liโl bro doesnโt belong in Ark, bro. Go to some IRL personโs house and steal tuna or somthing. lol
Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat
It makes a sound like it is dying when it poops
Pov. I see a green cat
Omg wowowowowowowowwoowowowowo *grabs wyvren milk and tames* *names my cats name irl kit kat
Look at this dude๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐