Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I dont have acended but from the trailer of the cat ( which I originally thought was a joke ) they seam like they make the world burn and giggle and smile while doing so they seem like theyd leve you for some other player for some better food they seem like a guy in the black market doing anything for a price or in their case tuna or fish
More Cat Funny Tips
*Makes an army*
CATS, TONIGHT, WE STEAL, THE DODOOOOOOO
Someone is coming to shake the kibble box
Something is coming to puke on your rug
The living room will fall beneath cats
Unless you bring in the meat eating hawks
β plastic bag
P.S if I get 10 u p s then Iβll do another one for shine horn
*GASP* TIME TO MAKE A ARMY *two hours later* MINIONS TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOOOON!!!!! *MEOOOOOOOOOOW*
We got cats in ark before grand theft auto 6
Tell me why the picture is the cat emoji π
Guys be careful their even more dangerous than the dodo
Me: spspspspspsp
Cat: stares at me with huge pupils
Music starts
πΆDUN DUN
Me: where is the music coming from???
πΆDUN DUN
cat: leaps on me and I get shredded by itβs claws
Is this Firestar or Garfield?
A helpful tip needs more wordsπ
IF YOU KILL THESE THINGS YOU ARE A MONSTER!
Donβt go up to one with a red iconβ¦.. yeah I found that one out the hard way when it ripped my face off.