Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.
Where can I find one
A helpful tip should include more words๐
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Me: hey cats were added
*goes out side*
Me: PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS
Cat: how โbout you go PSPSPSPS yourself?
Me: *adds vacuum cleaner mod*
Me: I know all your weaknesses
Cat: *sad puss in boots eyes*
Me: *adds laser pointer mod*
Cat: โฆ >:)
Cat: *points laser*
Me: *follows laser*
Me *follows laser to giga*
I think you can see where this wentโฆ
Me: *tames giga*
Me: REXY WRECKER CHARGE!!!!!
Cat: ENFORCERS ATTACK!!!
102 cats riding enforcers charge at me
REXY wrecker: *chomps the cat army*
Cat: I GIVE UP!!!
Why I donโt like cats
Stand outside and say PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP
Roses are red violets are blue and cats suck and u do to ;3
First a cat what next a dog ๐ ๐ค๐คฌ๐คฌ
Why the frick is one of the only modern day animal a stupid CAT. The picture for it is also a sTuPId CaT EMOJI!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A u p is a belly rub and scritches for any cat
Of you โฌ๏ธ you are the worst person in the world and should be thrown off a cliff
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I am giving everyone bad likes and cat are trashhhhhhhhhh
I officially killed 200 cats.
Guys I am giving everyone bad likes๐
These cats actually live near green obelisk I have bout 3 of them their names are mrs ugly and Mr ugly they had a child and it was a girl her name is Niggr
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Might
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Just a randomโฆโฆ.. ummmโฆโฆ CAT? What is a CAT doing in ark. A HELPFULL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE MORE WORDS