Me: slightly glances at beaver dam
W
Every beaver in a 10000 mile radius: ITS JOHN CENA!!!

When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍

I took allllll the loot from the dam but i was encumbered in water and the beasts ate me. I went back and tamed one but killed its husband. He was crying in his mind

Friend How is your day going
Me I kept on spawning by oversized teddy bears with huge teeth and died 15 times
Friend That is a pretty good day yesterday got killed 43 times

DON'T TOUCH MY SPAGET!!!!!!!!! 😠 🍝