Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Noob walks to dam sees beaver and touches dam.
Beaver REEEEEEEEEEET
Noob R.I.P
More Castoroides Funny Tips
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plzπ
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Once u stole everything but leave wood in the dams THEY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY FINISH AND AFTER THEY KILL U AND ALL UR TAMES THEY WILL umm wiggle their tails around like puppies
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, βWow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?β
*John Cena theme song plays*
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)
Roseβs are red
Violetβs are blue
If you touch my dam Iβm coming for you
Level 90, with full flak armor and standing next to my Rex, these jerks nibbled me to death. My Rex just stood there. I HATE BEAVERS!!