Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was walking around one “normal” afternoon with my new dodo mango (that was lvl 26 at the time) and I was lvl 11 with a spear I saw a beaver, me: oh heeeeell naw, my dodo: but the daaaam, my dodo: slowly walks over to it, me: mango…, my dodo:runs to it, every beaver in a ten mile radius: it’s time to die motherf***er, me: runs to the other side of the server, beavers: it’s too late now…, me screaming while being killed: MANGOOOO
More Castoroides Funny Tips
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.