Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pursuits: Tame a Casto
Me: “Easy enough”
Ark: “Not so fast.”
Casto #1: (50% done taming)
Fernclaw (Raptor): “Hello there.”
Me: “FERNCLAW NO…”
Also me: “Atleast it didn’t eat the kibble yet.”
Ark: “You thought we were done?”
Me: (Shoots casto with tranq)
Casto: “ExCuSe mE?”
Ark: “You were killed by Casto.”
Me: (sigh) “I should have waited to heal first, alright well it’s right next to spawn anyways.”
Casto #2: (Finally gets knocked out and tames)
Me now: “CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I DIDN’T DO? SUMBIT YOUR ANSWERS NOW!”
Me: (Finishes taming and then gets rid of when done)
Also me: “Huh. That’s funny it never said I completed the pur…” (me realizes I never started the pursuit when I died) “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Also also me: “Deep breaths, Fernclaw, deep breaths. I will try again.”
Casto #3: (90% done taming)
Me: “I don’t have any narcotics left! I’m sure it will be…”
Ark: “Do you know what game your playing?”
Casto #3: (Wakes up)
Me: (Being past all points of even being angry anymore decides to post on Dododex)
Me now: “THAT’S RIGHT I NEVER FINISHED THAT PURSUIT! So I’m going to now…”
(I hope you enjoyed! I post the regularly so look out for more! So far I have this one and then one on Gigas! Cya 😁)
-Glorifiedchickens16
More Castoroides Funny Tips
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.