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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I play Ark on a MacBook Air 13-inch. I know, stupid right? Well on minimum graphics settings I can grind out a consistent 12 FPS on it, and I gotta say it adds a whole new level of challenge to the game. But when you are on minimum graphics settings, thing just don’t render in even when they are a brontosaurus-length in front of you. So I was out on my trusty trike looking for metal when I found some Iguanodons. I had never ridden an iguanodon so I looked ‘em up here and the feedback was so positive I tamed one immediately. I was heading back home when I saw a couple raptors in front of me, and I decided I would go tame one of them. They both got away though, and a theri was nearby, so I turned around to get my trike and iguanodon and what do I see standing there but a car no and two little brown packs on the ground. I swear I heard a faint “burp!”
One day I was prancing around my base on the back of my lv 251 raptor for fun. Then a lv 135 carno came chasing after me. I then ran back to my base (I probably could have killed it but I am a scaredy-cat). I had a tek forcefield around my base so of course he couldn’t get in, I then logged out to change some settings and when I came back he was gone. I assumed he got sad and gave up. The moral of the story is don’t be mean to carnos.