Guy walks in.

Sits down.

Says three Sarcos killed a Carno.

. . .While the Carno tap danced.

True Story.

Aight I feel bad about Bruce Wayne, so I'll ride my Carno named Chris Redfield to kill all those creatures inside that cave where he died. Carnos will rule!!! His death will not be in vain.

Compared to real life, the Carno's arms are too big. Go look it up. They have stumps for arms irl.

The reptile bull is what itis

I love to tame them , through 15-20 are Saddle requirement isn't too high and they are just good to protect you but if you have 100 staminayour died you needs like 200 stamina Plus

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

I can’t get my silo back

I called one of my carno tamed "stumpy rex"

One attacked my base I tranged it now it is mine

Poor boy can't jerk off with these arms

Get god mode so they can not kill you

Arm servo status: broken into inaccuracy

If he fell and broke his leg he would die becomes he can't reach his phone to call for help or just climb out

The Carnotaurus will look very sophisticated and hilarious. Combined with a name like Dr.C.Tarus or Mr. Carno, it will be a fun time for sure.

After finally finding a low level that wasn’t surrounded by a pack of fuking raptors, and knocking it out and I started taking it,

A goddamn therizinosaur raped the carno, my pteranodon, and me.

Needless to say I’m pissed off

evolution chart:

carno, megalo,yutyrannus,allo,rex,giga.

be careful.

I was on my pterodactyl i saw one and i was like OH ILL TAKE ONE OF THESE PUPPIES and i did IT ATE SO SLOW I HATED TAMEING IT

But then A sarco was there IT WAS MY FIRST KILL i was soooooo happy and then there was a threzno...... tip dont get to attached to my carno....

King Carson of the Royal Carno Tree

Why carno is stupid? Cause when he had evolution points he choosed to evolve his horns exept arms

be careful, their stamina regenerates is like an obese kid carrying another obese person

Tamed carno: The tribe is right there, but I have these tiny arms. I’m not sure how well this plan was thought out...Master?