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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2018-05-04T23:02:25+00:00

Real men use spears to kill this wate of time

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-02-20T22:51:02+00:00

Me: finally I got up dis cliff

Carno: hello

Me: [gets nocked of cliff lands in water ]

Mososoar: hi 😈

Me: by by cruel world

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-01-14T08:16:11+00:00

Carno:*insecure

Carno: sees a majunga

Carno is no longer insecure, he didnt skip leg day unlike the majunga

(Majunga has short arms and legs)

- TheScugMaster

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-01-05T17:01:27+00:00

POV you are a beach bob and you tried to bola a carno but it didn’t work: 😱🏃‍➡️💀☠️

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2024-12-02T02:48:36+00:00

Noobs be prepared to be walking on a mountainside enjoying the view when this guy charges you into oblivion.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2024-10-18T15:45:56+00:00

Why are there hands so tiny!!!😂

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2024-08-08T19:24:34+00:00

What I find scary about Carnos is that when you are walking at night with a torch,you hear stomping,thinking it might be a Bronto or something until you see a ANGRY -Pair of horns charge at you...

My best suggestion is to always have a tranq-gun,or a weapon you know can save you...

If you don't...

RUN!!!!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-08-06T21:56:35+00:00

Me:BRUCE WAYNE?!

Carno:man shut yo goofy

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2024-05-29T16:47:27+00:00

This lad can be bold. Bye

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-31T10:31:34+00:00

When you see Carno GET ON THAT STEGY AND MAKE HIM RUN *heavy metal guitar music*

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-07-17T10:22:49+00:00

When you see this thing near your base get a dodo and throw it towards this tiny armed thing

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-06-30T13:03:47+00:00

Y’all think two Rex’s a bronto an Anky an twohigh-level pteranodons one really high level, RG, and one loser that plays ark can take it a level 150 alpha Carno out

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-11T21:22:36+00:00

Would u rathe

Pee in pants (in public)

Or

Fight 50000 of these bois

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-20T02:01:24+00:00

Mr.world wide

(This joke is lame but I made this because Carno is on every map)

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-27T22:59:44+00:00

I'm wondering...how does a Carno drink his pop from the can?Now to Google it.

-Thylcolo huntress

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-17T03:30:30+00:00

It’s Kenji’s best friend.

5th season of Camp C

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-15T10:18:40+00:00

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^. I made guy with letters woooooo

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-06T18:27:29+00:00

A disapointing body builder 🦖💪❌ rawr

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-27T11:33:34+00:00

Try to use a bola on the Carno

It’s much easy’er

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-12T19:23:46+00:00

Why are we talking about the DEATH of someone’s carno in the “funny” section???