What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don’t take a carno on an argi, if you do you’ll get bloody diarrhea
Your Level 39 Carno (Carl) Was Killed By A Kaprosuchus (Level 8)
You Were Killed By A Kaprosuchus (Level 8)
True Story, Moral: Don’t Go Into Swamps With Or Without A Tame
Caron: I’m the king of ark
Allo: no I’m the king of ark!
Rex: will you guys shut up?!
Giga: I’m obviously the king of ark
King titan: I’m the king of ark, it’s right there in my name!
Admit it--you've probably died to this guy more than twice.
Me: whew, i escaped those raptors…im safe here-
This big carno: hello! Tickle time :D
Me: OH FLIP-
You died to a carno (lvl 1)
Me killing a lvl 95 alpha carno with a pteradon..
Also me killing a level 105 alpha raptor after that:
Me who has a level 250 pteradon killing them;-;
Also me killing a lvl 20 alpha rex without a weapon;-;
Why does it have tiny arms? Because he ate his arms!
They have small arms that are facing backwards and their heads go low when they sprint like their doing a naruto run area 51 here they come
I need a tooth pick but I can’t reach them
Hey look.....a giant dino that wants to eat your face.....hes friendly...😌
There heads are very dangerous,
There big to,
But there arms can't do anything and it looks like there always trying to grab there legs
I got in its face and said I can actually punch to bad you can’t punch
He walked, he fell down, he died
We played chess together... I got disqualified
I tried to bola one with a regular bola
and died
CAN'T REACH THE CHECK!!!
T-Rex comes and grabs it and says "here you go."
No one escapes the toast alive!
He’s just mad because he can’t go fap fap
Despite what everyone on my server says about how carnos are terrible, I have the unique ability to befriend every...single... carno i see
And they are not as bad as everyone says they are
The walking.........
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!NUGGET!