Bruce Shall feast at the tables of Valhalla rip

Ok so I was out by the green obb and found a yellow and green one weird colors for one and it was high level soooooooooo I tamed it but it did get to me and nibbled at me but I did not kneel to him in the end he yielded and i thought hmmmm green base with yellow accents and horns hmmm who do I know like that loki he is my fav marvel character ever and I had too I mean what did u except any way u get all the references I made good job love u hope u get a cookie later and if u didn’t then I hope u still get a cookie but it will be a little bit burnt anyway have a good day reader

Me on level 10 after seeing carnotaurus *screams*

Me on level 30 let's tame carnotaurus let's take 99 tranq arrows

Also me on lvl 50 after seeing a carnotaurus rushing towards me wait a minute who are you

Level up his health and mellee damage and these things are bronto killers congrats to Pickles the green carno do killing his first Bronto

Admit it, everyone makes fun of T. Rex’s arms, but not carnotaurus’s.

The deformed version of an allo

*laughs in knocking 3 150 carnos out with electric prods*

Me as a noob: awww look at da baby Trex-

The carno that I thought was a baby Rex: hahaha I win again

Me a while later as a pro: so... where is that carno that killed me *sees carno and two shots it with shotgun* haha... he got what he deserved...

Giga that was hiding in the bushes: so you have chosen death?

Me: *gets killed by giga*

Giga: mwa haha

Them: “Look at then mini arms!”

Me: “What arms?”

When riding them, why are thEY SO FLIPPIN' LOUD?!?!?

A bull and a Rex got drunk one night and...

I dedicate this post to my deceased carno who died to a kapro tag team.

And to all you kapro tamers...

I’m coming for you

I wans saw one of these and jumped and punched him in mid air it did nothing he killed me to easally

Giga: Is king

Rex: Is discount giga

Allosaurus: is discount Rex

Carno: small arm Dino who will destroy a level 300 Giga, Rex and Allo

This is how many times a carno killed beach bobs

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I got so lucky. A with big looking eye brows walking around the place, I see oh crap that's a crono, He walks right up to me. Then I run like hell cause I was only lvl 10 and have 3 dodos and the entire time I'm yelling at my tv, Where is are your parents"!!! My hubby thought I lost my ever loving mind. Then when I told him what happened he politely reminded me, I prolly don't want to meet this little guys parents. Well mine didn't have any, I imprinted with him, named him baby cause I didn't think about how he would in fact grow up like all dinos do. and now have a huge battering ram with teeth named baby.

Tiny baby arm's 😂,and sharp teeth

I can't believe Carbo's have litrelly no arms. Poor fellas, I gave mine robotic arms. 😘

How did it scratch its head tho

He attacc

He protecc

But most importantly

He put u in toaster for tasty snacc