Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
“Omg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! I’m going to cry on Dododex now!” - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because it’s a large theropod doesn’t mean it’s a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
Me and my tribe were just walking around with really damn good gear and we see a bunch of these guys ( we all have Rex’s and Spinos like Level 240) and we lose all except my Spino called Agent S cause he is built like a tank and does more damage than a Panzerfaust to a seagull. Then we get these Satanic creatures called Carcharodontosaurus’ and obliterate everything in existence including multiple gigas and we even used them for the reaper king. These are not Gigas these are Carchas and they are devils who should not be alive as they can rip a Rex apart with their eyes closed. You want a hairy cow over a demon? - Burgerboy125
Dev1: Let’s make another dinosaur!
Dev2: You mean like, finally something normal?
Dev1: No silly, a murderous dinosaur!
Dev2: Fine.
Dev1: Give it stats close to a Giga’s stats.
Dev2: Do we really need another Giga reskin?
Dev1: Shut up and listen!
Dev1: Give it glowing eyes and blood dripping when it kills something.
Dev2: Do you really need to take it this far?
Dev1: Give it tons of buffs that make it better than a Giga.
Dev2: Great, anything else?
Dev1: Nope. It’s done.
Dev2: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Dev1: Nope. I said it’s done.
Dev2: What about giving it a soul?
Dev1: I SAID IT’S DONE.
Dev2: Okay… Heartless killer dino complete I guess.