Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
“Omg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! I’m going to cry on Dododex now!” - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because it’s a large theropod doesn’t mean it’s a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
Dev1: Let’s make another dinosaur!
Dev2: You mean like, finally something normal?
Dev1: No silly, a murderous dinosaur!
Dev2: Fine.
Dev1: Give it stats close to a Giga’s stats.
Dev2: Do we really need another Giga reskin?
Dev1: Shut up and listen!
Dev1: Give it glowing eyes and blood dripping when it kills something.
Dev2: Do you really need to take it this far?
Dev1: Give it tons of buffs that make it better than a Giga.
Dev2: Great, anything else?
Dev1: Nope. It’s done.
Dev2: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Dev1: Nope. I said it’s done.
Dev2: What about giving it a soul?
Dev1: I SAID IT’S DONE.
Dev2: Okay… Heartless killer dino complete I guess.